I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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