brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
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You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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