PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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