just come out here and I will go home with you...
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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