So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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