Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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