i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
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what?
penguin condom
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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