i think i have herpe
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest