can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Sex on roller skates
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING