stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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