Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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