physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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