the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Who died my cat blue again?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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