I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
So much Jack, so little girl.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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