Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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