Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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