Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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