White coat. Heels.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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