ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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