is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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