Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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