Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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