So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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