Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
