So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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