Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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