it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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