I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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