he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
23 Disturbing Small-Town Horror Stories
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.