his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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