I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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