just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
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Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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