I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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