she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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