It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
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You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Who died my cat blue again?
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