You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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