Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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