New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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