All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
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I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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