Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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