i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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