he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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