u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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