It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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