I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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