I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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