Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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