U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
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He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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