the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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