Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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