I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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