Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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