Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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