Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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