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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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